Jormungand 03 – Worse than Michael Bay

Koko is oblivious to how terrible her show is.

Where do I even start? The premise of this show, being some sort of Cage-ian Lord of War starring a moe main character and with more gunplay, has not exactly lived up to expectations. While in this episode there is shooting a-plenty, it is not the good kind of shooting. Why? I’ll show you why.

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Jormungand 02 – rub a dub dub

Eyelashes remain bushy as FUCK. Also, they still can't draw noses.

This week is a very special week, because Jormungand now has another recurring theme overtaking the eyelashes and derpy art in terms of popularity. Seeing as this is anime, I guess one shouldn’t be surprised if this theme is…

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Jormungand 01 – a show about eyelashes

I've heard of bushy eyebrows, but bushy eyelashes is a new one.

Jormungand, based on the manga of the same name, follows a young arms dealer prodigy named  Koko “Nick Cage” Hekmatyar and her crew of ruffians; among them is a child soldier named Jonah, who has similarly strange eyelashes as Koko. And for those who haven’t read the manga, that’s about all we know about them so far.

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