Here, Valmet’s gigantic thighs for your viewing pleasure should you choose not to read this review.
This show never ceases to surprise me. After two straight weeks of crap we finally get an episode that’s…actually somewhat intriguing! Well, it’s still not exactly good, either. But it’s an improvement! And incremental improvements will eventually lead to perfection, right? At least, that’s how it ought to work.
Koko is oblivious to how terrible her show is.
Where do I even start? The premise of this show, being some sort of Cage-ian Lord of War starring a moe main character and with more gunplay, has not exactly lived up to expectations. While in this episode there is shooting a-plenty, it is not the good kind of shooting. Why? I’ll show you why.
Eyelashes remain bushy as FUCK. Also, they still can't draw noses.
This week is a very special week, because Jormungand now has another recurring theme overtaking the eyelashes and derpy art in terms of popularity. Seeing as this is anime, I guess one shouldn’t be surprised if this theme is…
I've heard of bushy eyebrows, but bushy eyelashes is a new one.
Jormungand, based on the manga of the same name, follows a young arms dealer prodigy named Koko “Nick Cage” Hekmatyar and her crew of ruffians; among them is a child soldier named Jonah, who has similarly strange eyelashes as Koko. And for those who haven’t read the manga, that’s about all we know about them so far.
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