Koko is oblivious to how terrible her show is.
Where do I even start? The premise of this show, being some sort of Cage-ian Lord of War starring a moe main character and with more gunplay, has not exactly lived up to expectations. While in this episode there is shooting a-plenty, it is not the good kind of shooting. Why? I’ll show you why.
Imagine if this show was set in West Virginia.
Another week brings us another episode of Kaoru being a fucking pussy the best show of the season. While last week sets us up for all of the romance and drama for the remainder of the series, this week is delves a bit deeper into the relationship of our happy foursome.
The only reason I'm still watching this shit.
Is anybody still watching this show for its artistic merit? For all three of you out there, this week’s episode actually brings into question the matter of perception. Well, for about five minutes, then it goes back to tits.
Next she grabs his HAND, the harlot. Also, dat ass.
Due to forouhar’s “review” (more like hate-fueled rant) being approximately the length of the American Constitution, my post will be somewhat different in format than usual, and suitably shorter. Ready?
BEST GIRL OF THE SEASON (with bonus washboard chest).
While last week piled on the homolust like it was movie night at the YMCA, this week we see some of the seeds of romance being sown onto the fertile fields of Ritsuko’s chest. But seeing as this is SnA and a review wouldn’t be complete about a gay joke or two, I’ll make sure to add one in here or there.
Eyelashes remain bushy as FUCK. Also, they still can't draw noses.
This week is a very special week, because Jormungand now has another recurring theme overtaking the eyelashes and derpy art in terms of popularity. Seeing as this is anime, I guess one shouldn’t be surprised if this theme is…
Apparently, "rustling your jimmies" does not count.
Another week, another episode following the adventures of Yuuko-san and her merry band of ghostbusters. Did I say ghostbusters? Yea I said ghostbusters.
J-jeez, i-i-it's n-not like I w-want you to read th-this or anything, b-baka~
Well, this series took a dark turn really quickly. While those who have been keeping up with the manga wouldn’t have been surprised, it’s just…I dunno. I guess I expected another week of kawaii zombie desk ca-I mean cute zombie movie watching by Rea and Furuya (along with more cleavage shots), but oh well. Onwards to the review!
See what I mean?
Aside from being a highly anticipated collaboration between Shinichiro Watanabe and Yoko Kanno (Cowboy Bebop, anyone?) Sakamichi no Apollon is based on an ongoing josei manga from 2007. Obviously with such a high-calibre team behind it, my expectations were quite high.
I've heard of bushy eyebrows, but bushy eyelashes is a new one.
Jormungand, based on the manga of the same name, follows a young arms dealer prodigy named Koko “Nick Cage” Hekmatyar and her crew of ruffians; among them is a child soldier named Jonah, who has similarly strange eyelashes as Koko. And for those who haven’t read the manga, that’s about all we know about them so far.
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